You know you are an incorrigible OBC Junkie (or PsychOBC) *(pronounced as psychobic)*when…
- You woke up at 5 a.m in the morning after barely 3 hours sleep and you actually felt happy for a 2 hours-back-to-back OBC sessions….
- Your facebook profile picture is your photograph taken with the Chief and not with your husband/wife/boy friend/girl friend….
- It is raining like cats and dogs at 5.00 a.m. in the morning the first thought that came to your mind is “wow, muddy mushy session today” instead of “so nice to sleep in”….
- You kneel down to pick up a pen which was dropped on the floor you actually have to manually remind your brain not to kick your legs back to do grunts…
- You are on the line with your overseas friends; you talked about OBC for 15 minutes out of a 20 minutes conversation…
- Your relationship status on facebook says “In a relationship with OBC”…
- You went for OBC session in Perth/Melbourne/Sydney/Wherever there is OBC while you are on holiday there…
- It is not merely rain, hail or shine, but Raya, Diwali, Christmas, Chinese New Year etc…
- During the 2 weeks break with no OBC sessions, you suffered from the following symptoms: dizziness, lethargic, insomnia, loss of appetite, depression, mood swings, or any of them or any combination of them. The medical term is actually OBC Deficiency Syndrome – curable with just regular attendance of OBC.
- You observe any of the above or the combination of any of the above.
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